These Life Tips from Times Past are Hilarious (10 images)

Historical life tips from History Hustle. Some questionable and/or hilarious gems from various advice books throughout history.

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And you thought getting rabies was gonna make you a stud.

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I don’t think you can even speaketh this sentence without spitting.

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And if that doesn’t work, put on the biggest headphones you have.

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Don’t double-dip.

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And if someone records it with their phone, demandeth they delete it.

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Sorry for that one.

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Or, you know, SEE IF THEY’RE BREATHING BEFORE YOU GO LIGHTLY ROASTING A DANG ONION.

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She couldn’t resist him when she saw his filthy plague-cat.

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You’re no adonis yourself, pal.

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And this is before Facebook.