Historical life tips from History Hustle. Some questionable and/or hilarious gems from various advice books throughout history.
1.
And you thought getting rabies was gonna make you a stud.
2.
I don’t think you can even speaketh this sentence without spitting.
3.
And if that doesn’t work, put on the biggest headphones you have.
4.
Don’t double-dip.
5.
And if someone records it with their phone, demandeth they delete it.
6.
Sorry for that one.
7.
Or, you know, SEE IF THEY’RE BREATHING BEFORE YOU GO LIGHTLY ROASTING A DANG ONION.
8.
She couldn’t resist him when she saw his filthy plague-cat.
9.
You’re no adonis yourself, pal.
10.
And this is before Facebook.